That’s right — in lieu of Optical Popsicle this year, your scrappy pals at KNS have cooked up a shadow/cardboard/moxie-fueled, cosmic musical mystery show. 

Aboard the luxury starcruiser The Kiss of the Apogee, the galaxy’s one-percenters pay big bucks to live out simulated, totally risk-free “space adventures” — before returning to their suites for room service and massages. But something about this pirate hi-jacking scenario feels awfully authentic. And the Apogee seems to have gone quite a ways off its comfy course.